Munchfest '07
Good evening ladies and...germs. I'm Miss Ann Dry, and I'd like to welcome each and every one of you without a Y chromosome to Munchfest '07! We've got a real full carpet for you here tonight, so let's get right down on it! Please put your hands together for Miss Kim Curtis! Kim's been very busy writing this year and I think you're going to just love the fruit of that labor as she debuts for you tonight her very personal re-working of a Janis Ian classic! Kim Curtis, ladies and...germs!
I call this At Edens C
I learned the truth 3/23
Cro-Magnon men in class with me
Two silent cowards hiding lies
My God, what if they are the guys?
The valentines she never knew
A Monday night, her stolen youth
The multi-cul-tur-al abuse
At Edens C, I'd seen the truth
So those of us with blood-red faces
Well-schooled in the social graces
Cheered banging pots outside the home
Invented guilt over the phone
Cathy asked of their grades with me
I said, "They think they've got a 'C'"
But it isn't all it seems...
At Edens C.
A brown-skinned girl in fuck-me-pumps
Whose name means nothing to those chumps
Said, "Pity, please, the ones who serve
I never get what I deserve."
Our poor-relationed hometown queen
Forced to fulfill her children's needs
With company so unsavory...
From Edens C
Remember, those who win this game
Don't need to care about the pain
Inflicted on good families,
Her dubious integrity
Who cares if it just wasn't true
They're only symbols of payment due
Which exceeds accounts received...
From Edens C
To those of us who know the pain
Of drawing six figures with disdain
For some of those whose names we call
Helmeted thugs who play with balls
It really had to be this way
You think I'd let them get away
With dreams intact and conscience free
Those rich white young "studs"...
From Edens C?
We all play the game and when we dare
To cheat the sons of millionaires
They wield their power like a bone
Surprise! Surprise! I should have known
They called to say, "Come dance with me"
Is it so wrong to be PC?
I guess an ugly girl like me can get fucked...
By Edens C
posted by NDLax84 at 10:41 PM
19 Comments:
Munchfest!
LMAO! That title with that picture is sure to make your coffee fly!
Too Funny. Wow.
Thanks,
Tony
I picture those woman wearing Michael Jackson type uniforms around the campus. I see a new cult being borne over there, and I think the General's in that picture.
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I see you were tormented by Janis Ian at about the same age I was. Thank you for sticking that song in my head for the next few hours. It bumped Tony Soprano's ELO "Showdown" for a...damn, now "Showdown" is back.
Nice work.
Could one of you guys reference "Ticket to Ride" or something? I need to sleep.
Maybe something from "The End", for Mike Nifong:
"And in the end, the bed you make...
will be violated by your cell mate Jake"
Tony is right. You owe me a new keyboard. I spit my coffee all over it! Thanks.
Jim
OMG NDLax84 ! and yes those are the official BDU's of the new cultural republican guard. hope some pc blog hooligans don't get too upset about this piece
Mr X
Great sense of humor. Love the picture of the blog hooligan. I'm a woman and I know women like Curtis and you can't deal with them. One of their techniques is to never show any emotion (pictures evidence of that - she's at a rally and looks like a statue). Her type is cold, cold, cold. Not meaning to sound petty, but she could use a good salon.
Brilliant!
Too bad they "just won't get it." I'm sure Curtis and Davidson are simply shocked at the reaction of the little people. I'm sure they also don't give a damn. Trying to have their ilk see reason or change their ways is futile.
Great job, Mike! Pointed, and poignant.
As usual.
Has anyone else checked out the url of the top jpeg? Caution: Swallow all beverages before clicking.
I loved it. Especially Miss Ann Dry. Just wanted to let you know that she prefers to be known as Ms. Ann Dry. This one should definitly be in the "Best of Blog Houligan Anthology"
Guffaw! Mike, this is one of your best, which is saying a lot. I love those cold, disdainful expressions with the hint of wistful, no soulmate for me turn down at the corners of the mouth. Who better than Janis Ian to provide melody, but did you have to put the hook into my head? Getting ruthless, man. Stay with it for everyone. sic semper tyrannis
You crack me up. I just love that you read all the Curtis/Davidson data of the last two days and "At Seventeen" is what popped into your very talented head. Perfect. Just perfect. Who needed another "analysis," anyway? This says it ALL!
Great job, Mike. Glad you're on our side.
-Someone Close
The Witches of Eastwick will be angry when they see this, Mike! Great job from another warrrior blog hooligan!
NDLax, you are a genius! Expose these hate-filled people for what they are, racist race-baiters. I do have a few questions for you:
How does an organization get listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a hate group? Is there a nominating process? Is there a celebrity-review board, like an "American Idol" type of auditoning process? I can see it now....
DAVID DUKE: ... Yeah, they got the hate thingy going on, but what's with the "Starship Trooper" threads. Kinda cartoonish, if you ask me. I dig their jew hatred, but they don't despise blacks near enough, albeit I realize that the pandering down their noses to blacks has been almost as destructive as me. But, I'm still gonna have to say, "Thumbs down."
SHABAZZ: They have Righteous HATE goin' on, and they are a group. They meet the definition. I'm gonna have to say, "Yes."
BIN LADEN: [through interpreter] I have fought the rich white devil for years. They are the Satan. I admire these people and, someday, hope to be half as ruthless, half as low, half as evil. Good news, Gang of 88, you're going to Hollywood!
Good job Mike!
I hope that over the next few years, as a result of their actions, ALL of the 88 will learn more about our judicial system, the hard way.
Maybe a few of the professors in law could make an all-out attack on that Group, and any of the other enablers, a part of their course.
Dude- You Rock!
Nice connection.
UGH!!!!!!
I am sure the tenured professor, the husband is saying to her WTF.
"Not meaning to sound petty, but she could use a good salon."
I always needed to learn kinder words to express her needs and those like her. But as a man I'm handicapped, but have learned something new to day!
Thanks
Mike, where are you?! We need you!
I cannot wait to hear your take on this little bit of misinformation.
Casey Jones
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