Good evening ladies and...germs. I'm Miss Ann Dry, and I'd like to welcome each and every one of you without a Y chromosome to Munchfest '07! We've got a real full carpet for you here tonight, so let's get right down on it! Please put your hands together for Miss Kim Curtis! Kim's been very busy writing this year and I think you're going to just love the fruit of that labor as she debuts for you tonight her very personal re-working of a Janis Ian classic! Kim Curtis, ladies and...germs!
I call this At Edens C
I learned the truth 3/23
Cro-Magnon men in class with me
Two silent cowards hiding lies
My God, what if they are the guys?
The valentines she never knew
A Monday night, her stolen youth
The multi-cul-tur-al abuse
At Edens C, I'd seen the truth
So those of us with blood-red faces
Well-schooled in the social graces
Cheered banging pots outside the home
Invented guilt over the phone
Cathy asked of their grades with me
I said, "They think they've got a 'C'"
But it isn't all it seems...
At Edens C.
A brown-skinned girl in fuck-me-pumps
Whose name means nothing to those chumps
Said, "Pity, please, the ones who serve
I never get what I deserve."
Our poor-relationed hometown queen
Forced to fulfill her children's needs
With company so unsavory...
From Edens C
Remember, those who win this game
Don't need to care about the pain
Inflicted on good families,
Her dubious integrity
Who cares if it just wasn't true
They're only symbols of payment due
Which exceeds accounts received...
From Edens C
To those of us who know the pain
Of drawing six figures with disdain
For some of those whose names we call
Helmeted thugs who play with balls
It really had to be this way
You think I'd let them get away
With dreams intact and conscience free
Those rich white young "studs"...
From Edens C?
We all play the game and when we dare
To cheat the sons of millionaires
They wield their power like a bone
Surprise! Surprise! I should have known
They called to say, "Come dance with me"
Is it so wrong to be PC?
I guess an ugly girl like me can get fucked...
By Edens C